And the Writer is - T.J. Bronley

Yeah, I kinda wish that said "And the winner is..." Oh well.

Hi, I'm T.J. And this is my day to post. I think it's Thursday. If not, oh well. Why did I pick Thursday to blog? I don't know, but to be honest, it seems to be my favorite day of the week. I'm not sure if that's because Survivor (my old fave TV show) used to be on Thursdays and now The Big Bang Theory (my current fav) is or if it's because Thursday doesn't get much love from people.

Like the color orange. I mean, seriously, how awesome is orange? If you've seen me at a writers conference, the likelihood that you've seen me wear an orange polo or t-shirt is high. It's my signature color. (Yeah, that made me sound like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde replacing pink with orange.) (And hello! Reese Witherspoon is in the movie. Duh!)

I guess something writing related may be of interest to the readers of this blog. I write whatever I can get down on paper. I am technically working on my 3rd story idea. My first book stinks worse than dirty gym socks at a fish market. From 2005 until late last year, I was working on a different story, which took on so many different versions it's not even funny. It's like I wrote 4 different books.

And now I'm currently writing a fantasy, which is a retelling of a lesser told fairy tale. (Those who guess "Snow White" or "Cinderella" need to be hit...hard, just sayin'.)

My hobbies include tweeting random thoughts, playing Magic: The Gathering, reading (I think I average a page a week lately), and Words With Friends. Yes, yes, I know I lead a boring life. Enter: the internet!

So, I don't know what I'm doing other than introducing myself here. You'll notice that I end my blog posts the same way because--well--it's my signature. That's just the way I roll. And it's time for me to roll away. Without further ado:

Alien abductions are involuntary, but probings are scheduled.